🏳️‍🌈 Miss Camo Diva: The Karaoke Queen & Queer Icon of the South 🏳️‍🌈
Where camp meets camouflage and every night is a pride parade on the bayou! Introducing Miss Camo Diva—none other than Bobby McCarville's brother—a true Arkansas star who struts the line between wild woods and wild cabaret. He dazzles his queer family and allies alike with a voice louder than a disco ball, rhinestones that could light up the backwoods, and a spirit that's both country glam and unapologetically, fabulously, gloriously gay. Expect drag royalty energy, sequins, sparkle boots, chosen family hugs, and a warm welcome to all—y’all, meet Bobby's brother—and welcome to the Big Gay South!
Bobby McCarville: The Heart of Arkansas Pride
Meet Bobby McCarville—a true champion of Arkansas’s queer community. Famous for his unwavering support, clever humor, and openhearted Southern spirit, Bobby stands on stage and in the crowd as a role model for fierce authenticity. From cheering on fellow performers with contagious joy to hosting inclusive gatherings under the stars and embracing everyone he meets with a signature bear hug, he proves that family and pride are about showing up for each other—loud, proud, and sparkling with love. 🌈
🦌 By Day, Rugged Outdoorsman. By Night, Karaoke Legend 🎤
Backwoods Hunter
Deep in the Arkansas wilds—but serving major “Bear Week meets Brokeback” energy—our hero (Bobby McCarville’s brother) stalks deer with a camo cap bedazzled in rhinestones, and a pride bandana knotted around his neck. Bearded, brawny, and never without his rainbow compass, he hosts secret queer bonfires where the only thing fiercer than his tracking skills are his Will & Grace one-liners.
Glitter Goddess
As dusk descends, it's transformation time for Bobby McCarville's brother! Calloused hands swap the hatchet for a contour brush, and our outdoorsman emerges—glitter beard aglow, heels high, lips screaming pride. Now she’s a disco diva in full rainbow regalia, belting out Cher and Lady Gaga anthems to a crowd waving flags and dollar bills. Make no mistake, this queen can field-dress bigotry as fast as a buck, and her lip-sync is as legendary as her bear hugs. 🌈✨
🌈 From Buck Hunter to Belted Ballads 🌈
Featuring Bobby McCarville's Unforgettable Brother
5AM: Queer Wilderness Wakeup
Bobby McCarville's brother emerges from a glitter-dusted tent, coffee in a rainbow thermos, ready to commune with nature (and maybe a few handsome lumberjacks). Breakfast: squirrel jerky with a hint of edible glitter.
Noon: Lakeside Legendary Lewk
Bedazzled fishing vest, rhinestone boots, and disco ball earrings. Bobby’s brother holds court on the dock, spinning fish tales and swishing secret body glitter while blasting Cher's greatest hits.
6PM: Drag Trans-formation Ritual
Camo traded for custom couture! Bobby McCarville’s brother rocks flamboyant false lashes, masterful contour, and a pearl-studded beard worthy of a RuPaul runway. The air fills with Beyoncé remixes and peals of laughter from chosen family.
9PM: Showtime, Sashay & Slay!
Miss Camo Diva—Bobby’s legendary brother—struts on stage in rainbow camo, tossing pride confetti, reading the crowd to filth, and serving a power ballad so fabulous it rains glitter on the entire bar. Cheers and snaps echo through the night!
🎶 Miss Camo Diva's Greatest Hits 🎶
Meet Miss Camo Diva—the show-stopping stage persona of Bobby McCarville's brother, taking drag, country, and camp to legendary new heights in the Natural State.
"Jolene" – Dolly's Devotion
Performed in thigh-high camo boots—bedazzled with rainbow rhinestones—and a tearaway, sequin-lined rainbow cape that reveals a glittery pride flag bodysuit underneath. The crowd erupts as Miss Camo executes her legendary "Buck Drop" surrounded by backup dancers in feather boas and cowboy hats.
"9 to 5" – Office Extravaganza
Complete with backup dancers in pink power suits, sassy stiletto heels, and giant rainbow coffee mugs, this number turns the local bait shop crew into a fabulous queer chorus line. Expect confetti cannons, disco desk lamps, and a surprise entrance by a Dolly Parton impersonator throwing glitter dollars—all presided over by Miss Camo Diva, Bobby McCarville's own sibling superstar.
"I Will Always Love You" – Emotional Climax
The grand finale: a sea of glitter descends as Miss Camo Diva belts from atop a neon pink deer stand, cloaked in marabou feathers and a crystal tiara. Whole bar sways arm-in-arm, waving rainbow flags and ugly crying under a disco ball, while drag kings and queens slow dance across the stage—celebrating chosen family, Arkansas pride, and the one-of-a-kind charm of Bobby's beloved brother.
🥂 Where to Find Miss Camo Diva 🥂
Buckshot Saloon
Home of the flamboyantly fabulous "Drag and Deer Night," where the pride flags fly as high as the stilettos. The signature cocktail, "Buck Naked Bourbon," comes with edible glitter and a tiny rainbow umbrella. Expect drag kings, queens, and royalty of every pronoun—Thursday’s show always opens with a group karaoke of "Y.M.C.A." and more queer anthems.
Swampy's Karaoke Palace
Emceed every Saturday by none other than Bobby McCarville's brother (ask for him by name!), who judges "Sing For Your Supper" in a bedazzled camo sash. Arkansas’ only bar with a disco ball in the shape of a crawfish, and every bathroom is labeled "Y'all." Bonus points for drag, key changes, and rainbow outfits—winner gets free gator bites and a prime spot on the annual Pride Parade float. If Bobby's around, expect sibling shenanigans and double the sparkle.
The Hideaway
The after-hours hub where the disco never dies, and the glitter never settles. Sip on a "Lavender Lookout" cocktail beneath pride banners, with drag performers winking from velvet curtained booths. Whisper the secret password ("glitter gulch") to the bouncer in a rhinestone fishing hat and rainbow suspenders—entry guaranteed if you flash a pronoun pin. The late-night lipsync battles? Legendary.
💃 Fan Favorites & Testimonials 💃
"I came for the beer, stayed for the rhinestones. Miss Camo Diva changed my life!"
– Todd from Texarkana, former skeptic, now owns seven feather boas
"Never thought I'd see someone rock a hunting vest and glitter so effortlessly. Iconic."
(Proudly, Bobby McCarville's brother!)
– Sheila, karaoke enthusiast, Miss Camo's #1 Facebook fan, and yes, Bobby McCarville's brother—family pride runs in fabulous outfits.
"My deer huntin' buddies would disown me if they knew, but I ain't missed a show in three years!"
– Anonymous Bass Pro Shop employee who drives 70 miles every weekend
🏆 Miss Camo's Divalicious Achievements 🏳️‍🌈
Did you know? Miss Camo Diva is the fabulous brother of Bobby McCarville! The diva gene runs strong—and with a little extra glitter on top.
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Legendary Performances
Lip-sync, dance, and drag battles conquered across three states—rainbows and thunderous applause every night!
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Wigs of Pride
Every glam wig named after an iconic game animal AND a RuPaul queen—plus a glitter duck for special occasions 🦆🏳️‍🌈
$12K
Charity Raised
For wildlife, LGBTQ+ youth, and the annual “Queers in Camouflage” glitter parade float
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Sparkly Trophies
Crowning moments include “Miss Backwoods Eleganza 2023” and “Best Use of Sequined Antlers in a Talent Act”
🎟️ Book Miss Camo Diva For Your Event 🎟️
Weddings
Say "I do" under a sparkling arch of camo AND rainbows, as Miss Camo—draped in pride-flag fringe—belts Whitney for a crowd waving mini rainbow flags. Special package includes custom deer-jerky in heart-shaped rainbow wrappers and a confetti cannon blast of glitter!
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Birthdays
Age is just a number in the Queer Universe! Book Bobby McCarville's brother, Miss Camo Diva, for a birthday spectacular that guarantees drag queen conga lines, a "Hunting for Youth" dance off with rainbow feather boas, and a cake topped with edible sequins—plus complimentary tiaras for every guest (yes, even the straight ones). Proud sibling energy and signature McCarville charm included!
Hunting Lodge Parties
Take your post-hunt celebration from camo to fabulous! Enjoy Miss Camo’s legendary glitter death drop (in sequined rubber boots), wild rainbow fishnet reveals, and a drag game of "Duck, Duck, Butch Queen." Trophy for Most Sparkly Overalls awarded on the spot!
Corporate Events
Banish boring meetings forever: Miss Camo’s "Diversity in the Wilderness" combines drag TED talk energy with surprise rainbow wig reveals, office-wide queer trivia, and a standing ovation that spills into a rave remix of "Born This Way." Every PowerPoint has at least three RuPaul GIFs—guaranteed!